▲$SAFEAPE▲CRYPTID CONFIRMED▲HELMET ON▲TRAIL CAM ACTIVE▲SIGHTINGS INCOMING▲REAL RECOGNIZE REAL▲SAFELY APED▲DO NOT APPROACH

▲$SAFEAPE▲CRYPTID CONFIRMED▲HELMET ON▲TRAIL CAM ACTIVE▲SIGHTINGS INCOMING▲REAL RECOGNIZE REAL▲SAFELY APED▲DO NOT APPROACH

REC$SAFEAPE

CLASSIFIED · EYES ONLY

SAFEAPE
SIGHTINGS DATABASE // v1.0

The $SAFEAPE cryptid has been photographed at 40+ locations across North America. Always alone. Always helmeted. Always up bad. Every trail cam, every blurry frame, every grainy VHS transfer — documented here.

▸ Ape In Safely View Evidence

40+

SIGHTINGS

1

SPECIES

0

RUGS PULLED

$SAFEAPE cryptid — pixel art rendering with neon signs — FILE #SA-0001◉ CONFIRMED CRYPTID

▸ CONTRACT ADDRESS · SOLANA

[ AWAITING DEPLOY — CA DROPS HERE ]

FILE 01

THE DOSSIER

First reported sighting: 2024, deep in a Discord voice channel. A user claimed to have seen "a big furry thing in a football helmet" checking a Solana wallet by moonlight. Nobody believed him. Then the trail cams started firing.

$SAFEAPE is a helmeted cryptid — part bigfoot, part degen, fully unliquidatable. It doesn't paper hand. It doesn't chase pumps. It walks slowly through the forest of the timeline, headphones on, checking the chart with the calm of a creature that has already survived the last cycle.

This site is the community archive. Every documented sighting. Every grainy frame. Every helmet variant. The truth is out there — and it's wearing a chin strap.

FILE 02

CONFIRMED SIGHTINGS

[ 8 of 8 logged ]

CAM_02

03:42

Sighting at PACIFIC NW · OR

▸ PACIFIC NW · OR03.17.26

Helmeted subject observed near treeline. Cigar butt recovered. Chart pattern: bullish.

CAM_03

03:17

Sighting at APPALACHIA · TN

▸ APPALACHIA · TN04.02.26

Trail cam trigger. Subject appears to be… holding. Diamond hands confirmed.

CAM_04

14:08

Sighting at REDWOOD · CA

▸ REDWOOD · CA04.11.26

Blurry motion capture. Full pads. Aggressive tree-hugging posture.

CAM_05

12:55

Sighting at MOJAVE · NV

▸ MOJAVE · NV04.19.26

Daylight sighting. Chrome facemask. Walked away from a rug like it was nothing.

CAM_06

19:22

Sighting at CASCADES · WA

▸ CASCADES · WA05.03.26

Standing between two firs. Made direct eye contact with the lens.

CAM_07

10:41

Sighting at YUKON · CA

▸ YUKON · CA05.14.26

Vintage leather aviator lid. Post-liquidation stroll along the riverbed.

CAM_08

11:03

Sighting at SIERRA · CA

▸ SIERRA · CA05.28.26

Traveling with smaller primate companion. Backpack full of alpha.

CAM_09

17:19

Sighting at OZARKS · AR

▸ OZARKS · AR06.06.26

Handshake documented with local Bigfoot. Real recognize real.

$SAFEAPE in native habitat — HABITAT · SUBTERRANEAN◉ THERMAL VISIBLE

FILE 03

NATIVE HABITAT

When the market bleeds, $SAFEAPE retreats to its subterranean lair — a warm, glowing cavern known only as The Furnace. Here, surrounded by molten liquidity, it waits. It watches. It accumulates.

Scientists estimate the creature can go 100+ days without touching a sell button. Some believe it has no sell button at all.

FILE 03.5 · FIELD SIMULATION

$SAFEAPE RUN

Jump logs. Duck drones. See how long the cryptid stays offline.

SCORE

0

BEST

0

JUMP

SPACE / ↑ / TAP

DUCK

↓ ARROW

[ STATUS: ▸ AWAITING INPUT ]

FILE 04

TOKENOMICS

SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

One billion helmets deep.

TAX

0 / 0

No buy tax. No sell tax.

LIQUIDITY

BURNED

LP sent into the void.

OWNERSHIP

RENOUNCED

The cryptid answers to no one.

FILE 05

HOW TO APE (SAFELY)

STEP 01
GET WALLET
Install Phantom. Fund with SOL. Do not screenshot your seed phrase.
STEP 02
COPY THE CA
Grab the contract address from the top of this transmission.
STEP 03
SWAP ON JUP
Head to Jupiter or Raydium. Paste CA. Set slippage like you mean it.
STEP 04
STRAP IN
Helmet on. Chart open. Do not touch the sell button.